1. salixj:

    rogankiwifruit:

    benedictbandersnatch:

    My biology teacher dressed up as elmo for the last day because she’s retiring and seriously gives zero fucks

    I PROMISED HER SHE WOULD BE TUMBLR FAMOUS COME ON PEOPLE

    and as tumblr users we promise she will be

    Must do my part.

    (Source: i-understandrew, via fuckyeahdavidjonez)

     

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  4. tattru:

    when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

    image

    (Source: bruhnett, via ruinedchildhood)

     

  5. wanderlust-crazed-photographer:

    blue-eyed-hanji:

    huffley6:

    silence4us:

    captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

    catherinecasper:

    I love Tumblr.

    The red light one kills me every time

    I lost my shit at the red light one.

    I wasn’t going to reblog this until I got to the red light. I am laughing so hard.

    always reblog the red light story

    A

    (via black-spanish)

     


  6. hobbitts:

    not stoned, just slightly pebbled

    (Source: hobbitts2, via nsffw)

     

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  9. scurrilizzie:

    adraughtofamortentia:

    supermoclel:

    are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

    I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.

    like on the daily

    (via perksofanemily)

     

  10. silent-tundra:

    jedavu:

    Amazing Face-Paintings Transform Models Into The 2D Works Of Famous Artists

    by  Valeriya Kutsan

    If this isn’t the tightest shit you’ve seen then get the hell out of my face.

    (via supremephotogenetics)

     

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  12. carinteriors:

    1984 Mercedes-Benz 190E

    (via yourmomsfaggot)

     

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